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		<title><![CDATA[Eiza González on Wanting to Be in a Love Scene, Accidental J Balvin FaceTime & Bodybuilder Training]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4091190</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["Yes We Can" Signs, A Nobel Prize, And Other Cool Items On Display At The Obama Presidential Center]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4091189</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[John Mulaney on Complimenting Colbert, Shopping at H Mart & Being First Comic to Play Wrigley Field]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4091188</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brendan Fraser Rode the Revenge of the Mummy Ride to Prepare for The Mummy 4 | The Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4091187</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Laura Prepon Had To Direct "Orange Is The New Black" While Tied Up]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4091186</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[$1,000 Bet]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1519335</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Too Many Choices]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?

Answer: Tea, please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?

Answer: Ceylon tea

Question: How would you like ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-343896</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Toronto]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. "Master, you have released me from my bondage ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-190464</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-190459</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Smoke Too Much]]></title>
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10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for
a "cigarette break."

9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.

8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain
Bringdown."

7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.

6. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-34393</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Slow Down]]></title>
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One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!'

"Why not" said the officer.

"Because although I did ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-880770</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Shoe]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.

Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-343436</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Custody]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-343435</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Glasses?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-34344</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Juggling Test]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A juggler who was driving to his next performance was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. 

"I juggle them in my act." 

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-34343</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nathan Lane Had to Get a Theatrical Driver’s License to Play Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4090177</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Superheroes Of Our Time Come Directly From Homer's Epics - "The Odyssey" Director Christopher Nolan]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4090176</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4090175</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Melissa Auf der Maur and Drew Barrymore Share an Emotional Reunion | The Drew Barrymore Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4090174</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Problem With Taking the Bible Literally | Nick Offerman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4090173</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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