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Perfect pt. 2

on Jul 23, 2025

Published in Jokes

... continued from above

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor?

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