Confusing Thoughts

Jokes / June 13, 2025

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple ...Read More

Ironically Contradictory Jokes

Jokes / June 13, 2025

Q: What can you steal and not get in trouble?
A: Second base.

Q: Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
A: He stole second base.

Camping Tips

Jokes / June 13, 2025

- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the...Read More

Under the Wagon

Jokes / June 13, 2025

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. ...Read More

Michelle Monaghan Made Out with Tom Cruise on Her Honeymoon, Talks Scary White Lotus Diving Trip

Jokes / June 12, 2025

Michelle Monaghan talks about filming an intimate scene with Tom Cruise for Mission: Impossible III during her honeymoon, living with Parker Posey while filming Season 3 of The White Lotus and her terrifying diving ...Read More

Brian Wilson Performs "Sloop John B" | David Letterman

Jokes / June 12, 2025

The legendary musician performs a song from the Beach Boys' album "Pet Sounds." (From "Late Show," air date: 7/3/00)