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		<title><![CDATA[When the Old Gray Goose Comes Calling]]></title>
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I discovered my first gray hair when I was 35. Since there was only one,
I figured it was an aberration, and I quickly plucked that sucker out.
When it grew back, though, it brought a friend. I decided both of them
had lost their way en route to...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4317351</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to Handle Teens]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-964831</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Visiting a barber]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-964301</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Math One Liners]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

- If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

- Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-79776</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Corporate Structure, Part 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[General Manager - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.

Manager - Runs into buildings. Recognizes ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78741</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Motherly Lessons, Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
My mother taught me LOGIC...
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in
an accident.

My mother taught me IRONY...
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14798</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Magic carpet guys]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a guy who has always swept things under the rug. That doesn’t
include the things another guy, who happens to be a cute little pooch,
recently plopped on the rug.

Which is why my wife, Sue, and I had the rug cleaned.

Because I don’t ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4316837</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Proportions]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University 
of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his 
asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class 
assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and 
submitted the...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1216223</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Non-Deep Thoughts]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

- I had amnesia once -- or twice.

- I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

- All I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963774</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[At The Doctor's Office]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her 
body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then 
she pushed her elbow...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963773</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Men vs.Women]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Any married man should forget his mistakes -- There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78745</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Woops...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he 
encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other 
customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the 
homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the 
way to the den,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14689</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You Know It's Time To Diet When....]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963689</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cat Rules of Hampering]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":

1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-963686</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Best Seat in The House]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" And again nobody answered.

The old Indian ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-77998</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century, Part II]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
15. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records
your College roommate used to play. 

16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 

17. You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14581</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century, Part I]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach 
your family of 4. 

4. You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask 
if...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14580</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Our Impending Apocalypse Is Not the Time To Take Away 'Lol']]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

The latest generational culture war has members of Gen Z calling
millennials cringe for adding "lol" to the end of sentences. Do I
personally do this? Every single day, lol.

We needn't probe the myriad existential reasons for these perennial
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4315819</link>
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Worm Overload Recreational Killer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1215140</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only a Southerner]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

- Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

- ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1215139</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/10/2026</pubDate>
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